Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.
This is one of the best statements given by an actor.
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.
whoa there we agreed on 20 and 2 chickens
OMG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS COMPLETE
Jackie Chan comes out…
Screw the haters, we have Jackie Chan on our side!
ONWARD GAY RIGHTS!
FUCK YEAH JACKIE CHAN !
Omg, I am fucking dead. LOL Aw shit, this hit me. I grew up watching him and it’s even a tradition that I watch all of his movies in theatres with my parents. Still an unbroken traditon, by the way.
omg. LOL JACKIE <3
That’s pretty awesome. :D
Lol fuckin Jackie :)
I FUCKING LOVE YOU JACKIE CHAN!!
CHILDHOOD HERO, YES!!!!
MAX MAX MAX MAX
ALSO BRITT LOOK AT THIS
GUYS GUYS GUYS
eugh this man is so perfect.
aww..he’s such a sweetie~
Then there’s me
I really, really love this. Can everyone please remember this?
We really do…
Omg how adorable everyone is!!!
OH MY GOSH
Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like.
Not even joking.
“dear straight people” slam poetry by denice frohman
ας βάλουμε λίγο χρώμα στον κόσμο μας! όλα γκριζομαύρα κατάντησαν…
exactly what i was gonna say
it’s translates to “let’s put a little color in our world! dun all ended up …”
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